What A Disguise!

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"C'mon Illya, we're going to be late."

"I do not know why I agreed to this," Kuryakin mumbled sulkily.

"You thought it was a good idea last week."

"That was before you volunteered me for this job."

"You're the one who always likes the opportunity to wear a disguise. What's wrong with this one?"

"Everything."

Mark and April emerged from a noisy room, looking disheveled.

"Good luck mates, you'll need it."

"I'd rather face THRUSH than go back in there," April added.

"Illya, it's a kids party, with a face like that you'll scare them,  clowns are supposed to laugh."

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Napoleon, in top hat and Magicians cape, presented the bunch of silk flowers he'd just made appear from a flaming candle, to a little girl in the front row.

Illya, dressed in a bright clowns outfit hovered at the back of the room, glad the children's attention had been diverted from him.

Armed goons and life threatening situations he could cope with, 35 screaming kids were something else - completely.

After the party Napoleon discovered something sticky had appeared down his trousers, prompting a grin from the Russian.

Napoleon glared at his partner.

"What? It was you told me clowns laugh."



After helping a friend with her 6 year olds party today, I couldn't resist writing this double drabble! Now to bed!!!