Glad you liked the story, but yours gives me the shivers. Ick! The only thing I dislike more than spiders is stinkbugs. They get into weird places and they can fly. Eeeek! (besides stinking when you squish them...which I found out the hard way when I squished one, not knowing what it was)

Now I grab them with toilet paper and flush them away. Though knock on wood, I didn't have but one last year.