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section7mfu2016-02-10 05:28 pm
otherhawk.livejournal.com) wrote in section7mfu2016-02-10 05:28 pm
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Vexation - Drabble and a half for A little drabble do ya
"Illya? What in the world happened to you?"
"I...got into an argument."
"With who, a mermaid? You're soaked."
"With my new washing machine."
"Ah. All this material consumption finally too much for you, tovarisch?"
"As ever, you are hilarious. No. I arrived home late last night and since, as you will recall, someone volunteered me to search the sewers, I simply threw my clothes into the machine to wash this morning."
"I would have suggested the garbage. But go on."
"It was not until ten minutes had gone by that I realised - "
"You'd left your communicator in the pocket?"
"Who is telling this story?"
"Sorry. Continue."
"Anyway, I tried to stop the infernal machine but it became clear it was disinclined to listen to reason. At that point I became vexed."
"Vexed?"
"Vexed."
"Why do I think the warranty is never going to cover this?"
"I think I shall go back to using the laundry service."
"I...got into an argument."
"With who, a mermaid? You're soaked."
"With my new washing machine."
"Ah. All this material consumption finally too much for you, tovarisch?"
"As ever, you are hilarious. No. I arrived home late last night and since, as you will recall, someone volunteered me to search the sewers, I simply threw my clothes into the machine to wash this morning."
"I would have suggested the garbage. But go on."
"It was not until ten minutes had gone by that I realised - "
"You'd left your communicator in the pocket?"
"Who is telling this story?"
"Sorry. Continue."
"Anyway, I tried to stop the infernal machine but it became clear it was disinclined to listen to reason. At that point I became vexed."
"Vexed?"
"Vexed."
"Why do I think the warranty is never going to cover this?"
"I think I shall go back to using the laundry service."
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