Impromptu Challenge - Big Trouble in Texas

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Illya and Napoleon are finished with a mission that has ended well, but with a slight complication for one of them.
I'm not sure why I thought of this, but after I did it was impossible to stop.

…………………………………………………

"Illya, what's keeping you?  We're gonna miss our flight."

Napoleon was tired and ready to head home to sleep in his own bed.  The mission had been a success;  Illya's timely rescue had been the difference, his reward a meal at a famous Texas restaurant.

"I have a problem."

"What kind of problem?"

"I'd rather not say."

"You had to eat the entire steak."

"…"

"How long?"

"Difficult to say.  I may die Napoleon."

''I may kill you.''

…………………

The restaurant Big Texan

Comments

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! This was strange, but funny. And an ad for the steakhouse to boot. Maaaan I'd love to give that 72 oz a go...sigh.

Congratulations on a very successful impromptu challenge. You scored a bullseye with this one.

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

Trust Illya :-)
As a person who loves meat but gets ill if I eat too much protein, just looking that picture makes me feel unwell. Though I'd still give that steak it a try because that looks delicious.