http://jantojones.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2016-05-25 08:02 pm

The Telephonist - A Little Drabble Do Ya! - May 25th

*Ring ring*

“Kuryakin . . . No, Miss Evans, I don’t know where Napoleon is.”

Illya replaced the telephone receiver and returned to his report.

*Ring ring*

“Kuryakin . . . No, Miss Sheldon, Napoleon is not here.”

This time the receiver was slammed down.

*Ring ring*

“Kuryakin . . . All I can tell you, Miss Montgomery, is that Napoleon is here somewhere.”

*Slam*

*Ring ring*

“Kuryakin . . . I neither know nor care.”

*Slam*

Snatching up his typewriter, Illya stormed from the office, just as Napoleon entered.

“Going somewhere, Tovarisch?”

“Grand Central Terminal! There’ll be fewer interruptions!”

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[identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com 2016-05-25 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucky he had the typewriter in his hands, or Napoleon would have been decked

[identity profile] sidhe-uaine42.livejournal.com 2016-05-25 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
There's still that possibility, especially if there's a typewriter involved...