http://mrua7.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2016-06-22 01:00 pm

"Atsa Nice!" For A Little Drabble Do Ya!

Napoleon and Illya dashed down a street on the lower east side of New York city.


Being pursued by a pair of oversized goons, they ducked into the nearest door that happened to be the entrance to an Italian deli.


Their pursuers were hot on their heels and a wild fist fight ensued.


The agents were losing and out of desperation Solo grabbed a huge salami hanging in the window. He started swinging it like a wild man, knocking both men out cold.


“Nothing like a 'hard' salami,” Napoleon quipped and smiled.


Illya had no comeback to that at all.

[identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com 2016-06-22 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I can think of several comebacks, but none of them are fit for polite company ;-) LOL.

[identity profile] alynwa.livejournal.com 2016-06-22 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha!

[identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com 2016-06-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ha ha! I'm surprised Illya didn't want to eat it!

[identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com 2016-06-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Well... it did but I didn't write what I was thinking. Sect. 7 is a gen site. *grin*

[identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com 2016-06-23 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
They are men of the world, after all ;)

[identity profile] alynwa.livejournal.com 2016-06-23 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I could definitely appreciate Illya's speechlessness.