Wednesday's the day - A Little Drabble Do Ya

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It's a little before midnight, but who's counting time zones.  I'll start off the dizzying display of drabble delights.  Bear with me, please.
I  have a little drabble goodness and hopefully a chuckle or two.
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 I'm Listening
 

“Four men are walking down the street…”

“Where are they going?”

“It doesn’t matter.  This is a joke, just listen.”

“How can it not matter?  If four men are walking together down a city street, there must be some purpose to it.”

“Illya, I’m trying to tell you a joke.  Just listen… please.”

“All right.  I only wanted to know where they were going.”

“May I continue?”

“Certainly.  I am all ears, as the saying goes.”

“Why are you laughing?  I haven’t finished the joke yet.”

“All ears.  That’s funny.  Probably more funny than your joke.”

“I could smack you.”