"The Lobster Affair" for A Little Drabble Do Ya!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

A drabble and a half sequel to yesterday's PicFic- "The things we do for U.N.C.L.E." (this story makes sense if you read the picfic)

Solo and Kuryakin were temporarily out of commission after their solution in retrieving a certain capsule Illya had tossed into a lobster tank for safe keeping ....backfired.

Finding the capsule swallowed by one of five lobsters by cooking and eating them was ‘inventive’ as Alexander Waverly called it.

The accounting section did not see it that way...

The restaurant not only laid claim to the price the lobsters, but to damages previously done when the agents cavorted through the place, disrupting customers, staff, damaging crockery and cookware.

It was an unexpected result to Solo’s honesty at leaving his business card, stating UNCLE would pay for the eaten lobsters. Something else unexpected was a case of...well, to put it rather delicately, gastrointestinal distress for both men.

“Should have just killed them,” Illya’s snarled his bloodthirstiness.

“Hey you went along with it,” Solo barked as he dashed to the bathroom.

Comments

[reapermum.livejournal.com]

Awwww, poor them. At least people in America had easily accessible plumbing in those days, I had to go out across the yard still. Though we did get a real bathroom soon after.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Oh no, couldn't imagine outhouses in New York City...eeek.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[ssclassof56.livejournal.com]

Yikes, a touch of ptomaine. Poor boys.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

And here Napoleon thought his enjoyable solution was a great idea. A lot worse than the wrath of Waverly perhaps?

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

Brillia t. I knew there'd be a comeuppance of some sort :-)

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Just not the comeuppance you might have expected maybe? Thanks for the comment cuz!

[otherhawk.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. That would be karma for you. I suppose at least they hadn't eaten people...

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

(chuckle) Yes thankfully no Soylent Lobster...just something else. Maybe it was the quantity AND all that butter.

Thanks for reading and commenting!

[pactnmmt.livejournal.com]

All that butter just greased up their insides...I can relate!!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww, LOL! i think we all can relate. Thanks for reading and commenting!