http://ssclassof56.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ssclassof56.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2015-11-25 05:25 pm

Aquatic Attraction - A Little Drabble Do Ya!

“Mr. Waverly was quite clear about mixing business with pleasure.”

Napoleon stood before the large glass panel, hands in pockets, head tilted, captivated by the extremely pretty girl floating before him, her glittering tail undulating in time to the music. “Hmmm?” he responded distractedly.

Illya turned his back to the glass. “We're here to discover what THRUSH wants with this aquatic attraction.”

The mermaid blew a kiss, and Napoleon smiled in delight. “I can imagine all sorts of possibilities.” He glanced at Illya. “If you don't hurry, they may fill that opening for a tank cleaner.”

“Perish the thought.” As Illya walked away, he added, “You do realize that most fish species reproduce by external fertilization.”

“Killjoy.”

[identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com 2015-11-25 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Illya's retort was hysterical. Ahhhh Napoleon and the Weeki Wachee mermaid... there's an image.
Edited 2015-11-25 22:31 (UTC)

[identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com 2015-11-25 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh definitely expand this. Would make a great longer fic.

[identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com 2015-11-25 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Illya just had to pour 'water' on Napoleon's dreams.

[identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com 2015-11-25 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Napoleon. He can't even indulge in a little fantasy ;-)
This definitely needs expanding.

[identity profile] pactnmmt.livejournal.com 2015-11-26 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, love this! Chalk one up for Illya in the repartee war.

[identity profile] otherhawk.livejournal.com 2015-11-26 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This was really fun, and I could completely see the way Napoleon was standing, and hear Illya's "Perish the thought." Well done.