[identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com 2018-02-04 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well thought, this poll.

[identity profile] threecee.livejournal.com 2018-02-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure Illya is giving a running commentary on how American football is a sissy version of Rugby and the whole Superbowl thing is just capitalist attempt by the plutocrats to become wealthier by conning the masses into buying things they don't need. Also, the use of cheerleaders is a degenerate display of commercialized sexuality and patriarchal denial of women's equality, although the cheerleaders really do have very attract.., that is, er, very strong, legs from all that jumping around.

By halftime, Napoleon has given Illya carte blanche to order more food just to shut him up.

[identity profile] leethet.livejournal.com 2018-02-05 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Agreed. Illya would join Napoleon out of curiosity. Once.

[identity profile] alynwa.livejournal.com 2018-02-05 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Illya is not built like a rugby player at all so I doubt he played. Rugby players have massive thighs.

[identity profile] sidhe-uaine42.livejournal.com 2018-02-05 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Illya would tell Napoleon that the weather reminded him of "back home" while sipping the beer that finally arrived (the beer had to come from a particular area of the stadium because the heating system had broken.)

Oh, and before you ask where the beer was "drawn", you don't want to know.