http://glennagirl.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2018-09-19 04:38 pm

Birthday Spoof - A Little Double Drabble Do Ya

Happy Birthday to you
You belong in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And act like …


 The children's impish version of the traditional birthday song was met with an icy blue glare, causing the singer to stop his teasing refrain.

''Oh, umm… gee, sorry Mr. Kuryakin.  It's just a little, um… joke." The last word came out like small squeak, Frasier Jones from the mail room now completely cowed by the unfriendly agent.

Napoleon stepped in to try and ease the tension.

"Frasier, please don't worry, he's just annoyed at turning sixty-four.' There was a look of astonishment from Frasier.

"Yeah, all of those THRUSH drugs seem to have stopped the aging process.  We're all a lot older than you might think."  Frasier tried to read Napoleon's expression.  Would a Section II agent lie to him?

"Oh, and please don't say anything to Miss Dancer, she's older than all of us." Illya was interested in the game, and the look of amazement on Frasier's face.

"Yes, and Mr. Waverly, well … I've said too much."

Frasier tried to read their expressions but nothing seemed to say they weren't serious.  No wonder these guys spent so much time in Medical.

[identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com 2018-09-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent! So well thought (the bit about April!) and so ic.

[identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com 2018-09-19 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This was hysterical!!! Great job!

[identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com 2018-09-20 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent !!

[identity profile] gevr.livejournal.com 2018-09-20 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
a funny story - just see that April doesn't read it ?