http://glennagirl.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2013-07-10 10:04 am

Le Menu - A Little Drabble Do Ya

“I do not believe you.”
Napoleon’s face showed disappointment.
“Illya, would I lie to you?  No, it is true and you have to believe me.”
The Russian shook his head.  Some things he had learned to accept, but not this.
“I must see for myself.”
Napoleon led the way with Illya close on his heels.  As they approached the doors, Napoleon turned towards Illya and put a hand to his chest.
“Now, go easy on them Illya.  It isn’t their fault.”
Entering the room brought a sigh of resignation as Illya read the new banner…
New Fat Free Menu
“Chyort!”

[identity profile] carabele.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[chuckle] Definitely not music to the ears (or caviar to the palate) of the Russian.

[identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Fat free-oh poor Russian--well he can always eat twice as much now.

[identity profile] alynwa.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Chyort, indeed! This was funny!

[identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorts* and I'm sure they remebered to put in the word optional three minutes later.

[identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com 2013-07-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The Commissary is going to lose a lot of business....