Le Menu - A Little Drabble Do Ya

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

“I do not believe you.”
Napoleon’s face showed disappointment.
“Illya, would I lie to you?  No, it is true and you have to believe me.”
The Russian shook his head.  Some things he had learned to accept, but not this.
“I must see for myself.”
Napoleon led the way with Illya close on his heels.  As they approached the doors, Napoleon turned towards Illya and put a hand to his chest.
“Now, go easy on them Illya.  It isn’t their fault.”
Entering the room brought a sigh of resignation as Illya read the new banner…
New Fat Free Menu
“Chyort!”

Comments

[carabele.livejournal.com]

[chuckle] Definitely not music to the ears (or caviar to the palate) of the Russian.

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Haha... definitely not. Remove the fat and most of the flavor escapes as well, and I believe he is a man who does require substance and depth in order to be satisfied. So much to consider...

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Fat free-oh poor Russian--well he can always eat twice as much now.

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Twice as much of something you don't care for still isn't satisfying. No, he'll probably go elsewhere and find better fare. :D

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

Chyort, indeed! This was funny!

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks, it struck me funny too. It's the 60's... sprouts and lentils comin' up ;)

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

*snorts* and I'm sure they remebered to put in the word optional three minutes later.

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

One can only hope. Poor Illya will be in search of a satisfying meal.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

The Commissary is going to lose a lot of business....

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always someone to follow a fad. Illya, not so much.