http://jkkitty.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2012-05-02 10:26 am

A Little Dabble will do Ya- Viewpoint on the Hair

Even something as common as hair, their view points differ.

Napoleon looked at his partner who was in the middle of pushing his Beatle style haircut out of his face.  The ruffled strands kept falling into his eyes.

“You need a haircut.”

“I like this length.”

“It’s longer than regulation.”

“Waverly has not said anything,” he said finger-combing it into order.

“It’s hardly gives the impression that you’re an UNCLE agent.”

“Great cover though.”

“It needs a trim.”

“I do not need a trim.”

 “Do you realize Mr. Waverly is due back from Paris today?”

“In that case, do you mind stopping at the barber on the way to headquarters?”

“I thought you’d see it my way.”


 
Picking up his partner outside the barbershop, Illya shook his head.

“What?”

“Why were you in there?”

“It was time for a trim.”

“Trim, Napoleon your hair does not grow that fast in a week.”

”My hair needs to be under control, not like someone else’s.”

“We are not discussing my hair. That style makes you look like an executive.”

“Thank you.”

“Except for that small lock that keeps falling on your forehead.”

Napoleon frowned as he pulled the strand back in place.

Minutes later, it fell again.

“What’s the matter?” Illya said smiling.

“Just hand me the Brylcreem, will you.” Napoleon growled.




 

[identity profile] svetlanacat4.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's really funny and I choked in my coffee reading the last line!!!
Thank you!

[identity profile] tingreca.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh - now you've got me singing "A little dab 'll do ya!"
and chuckling.

[identity profile] tingreca.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ps. I'm originally from Milwaukee and looking forward to a visit 4th of July week.

[identity profile] avery11.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Your stories get better and better! You definitely have a flare for comedy.

[identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. Both drabbles are definitely winners.

[identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, definitely a flair for comedy. You really caught their personalities.

[identity profile] spotsycool.livejournal.com 2012-05-02 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha This was great! Love all the banter you put in your stories. I literally couldn't stop laughing! :D