section7mfu | Alaska Blues

“Napoleon, stop complaining! The temperature is not that bad.”

“Illya, we are in Alaska and I am freezing my kiester off! I have a right to complain.”

“What is your ‘kiester'? I do not understand.”

“It’s my behind!”

“I am sure your behind will be fine once we check in at the inn.”

“Why would THRUSH build a lab near Skagway, anyway? There’s nothing here!”

“I believe you have just answered your own question. Tomorrow, we will head into the mountains to look for the lab.”

“There are no roads into the mountains.”

“We will take two dog sleds.”

“What?”