Smart Russian - PicFic 6/24/14

[ndcelt.livejournal.com]

I'm not a writer but I would like to submit my short story for the recent PicFic.




Illya invents a process that turns gold into vodka.

The End.

Comments

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Brilliant! So does Illya's brand of vodka have gold flakes in it like Goldschläger?

[ndcelt.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! Every iota goes into production, when Illya starts something he gets it done! Napoleon, however, is having his doubts whether Illya can sell the process commercially.

...or maybe he's having doubts about Illya...

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Oh that is funny. Short story indeed.

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

I'm having a little trouble following the plot, but the picture's sure pretty! Mmmmm Goldschläger? Now where did I put that bottle?

[pactnmmt.livejournal.com]

What a clever and smart man, Illya is! Vodka, so much more important to him than gold baubles.

[avirra.livejournal.com]

Shame the cost of making it would be so high. Ah well - back to potatoes.

[ndcelt.livejournal.com]

Not so, avirra. THRUSH and UNCLE have the professor's formula for changing sea water into gold, from there to vodka. Voila!

[avirra.livejournal.com]

The next stage of invention is obvious - going straight from sea water to vodka. Only a matter of time and Russian ingenuity *g*.

[rosywonder.livejournal.com]

It's what in the pink and green liquids I'm worried about. That better be the next chapter.