http://avirra.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] avirra.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] section7mfu2014-07-09 05:00 am

A Little Drabble Do Ya - Awkward Positions

(Reaching way back to my very first MFU drab for this one.  I accept no responsibility for where folks' thoughts may wander)


"This is not going to work."

"It's going to work. I've done this hundreds of times, I'll have you know."

"Were any of those attempts successful?"

"Oh ye of little faith. Just - sort of angle that arm there and then put that leg there. Okay - that should work."

"It seems to be a terribly unnatural position that you are attempting to put yourself in."

"Perhaps it is a bit more awkward than what I was aiming for."

"For pity's sake, Napoleon - just go and rent another hammock."

"See if I bring you to the beach again."

[identity profile] avery11.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This is really cute! As one who is regularly frustrated with hammocks, I know just how they feel.

[identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 02:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I do think I remember this one but it's a fun re-read. Thanks, as always, for joining in our drabble fest.

[identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahhaa! Thanks for the laugh.

[identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com 2014-07-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
At first, I thought they were playing 'Twister.' You got me! Nice job!

[identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com 2014-07-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
This was very funny and not where I thought it was going to!

[identity profile] pactnmmt.livejournal.com 2014-07-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Snort! At first, I wondered if they were playing a game of Twister. LOL.