SNAPSHOTS~ "Wild Kingdom"

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Napoleon let out a blood curdling scream in the middle of the night, cursing as he realized there was a set of needle-like claws embedded in his forearm.

"God Dammit Illya," he muttered.

Moments later his partner charged into his living room, his weapon in his hand. He opened the light switch, seeing Napoleon sitting wide-eyed on the sofa, holding a reddening arm that had on it, some tiny pinpoints of blood.

"What happened?"

"You and your damned stray cats, that's what happened."

"I do not understand."

"I was sleeping as sound as a baby, and I know that kitten of yours was laying near me. All of a sudden I got these claws latched onto me and the kitten is hanging from my arm, dangling off the edge of the sofa".

Illya chuckled. "She probably was in a deep sleep, and rolling over found herself falling. She grabbed on to the nearest thing to save herself, and that was you...kittens do that sometimes." Illya picked up the little black furball, as she was cowering in fear in the corner from Napoleon's outburst.

"Do you plan on keeping this one?" The American asked.

"I am thinking about it...."

Solo grunted, "Next time my apartment is being painted, I think I'll opt for a hotel room. It's like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom in here."

"Oh for goodness sake Napoleon, it is just a kitten..."

                                     

Comments

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

Those razor sharp kitten talons should be registered as lethal weapons! Poor Napoleon. You'd think he would not complain so much. After all, he can withstand THRUSH torture, right?

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Needle like claws might rank up there with THRUSH...espcically when woken from a sound sleep. Thanks for commenting. More to come!

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Napoleon should be happy that he saved the poor thing from the fall.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Hahahha try telling 'him' that... he's not a lover of cats, nor they him. Thanks for the comment.

[svetlanacat4.livejournal.com]

Napoleon is a hero... He saved the kitten... But perhaps he doesn't realize it at the moment!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

He's a reluctant hero I suppose. Thanks for reading and commenting! Purrr.

[laurose8.livejournal.com]

Gorgeous kitten! I second svetlanacat4 , and hope he and the very Innocent reconciled later.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

The kitten is supposed to be 'Nina' ...I don't recall having Napoleon in contact with her after that....though she's a very loving cat and didn't dislike him. He just isn't a cat...correction, pet person.

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

the poor little kitty cowering in the corner. That was a scenario that has probably been played for real many times.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

You've got that right. Poor baby...

Thanks!

What a Face!

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

That is the cutest kitty! I like the story, too.

Re: What a Face!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Yeah it's one that can melt your heart! Glad you like the story too! :D Thanks!

Newsletter for Sunday, August 10th

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[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[avirra.livejournal.com]

Awwww - how could Napoleon stay mad at that little black puffball?

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Awww I think it's just false bravado with some huffing and puffing on his part. He doesn't like being bested by a little black fur ball.

Thanks for the comment!