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Napoleon let out a blood curdling scream in the middle of the night, cursing as he realized there was a set of needle-like claws embedded in his forearm.

"God Dammit Illya," he muttered.

Moments later his partner charged into his living room, his weapon in his hand. He opened the light switch, seeing Napoleon sitting wide-eyed on the sofa, holding a reddening arm that had on it, some tiny pinpoints of blood.

"What happened?"

"You and your damned stray cats, that's what happened."

"I do not understand."

"I was sleeping as sound as a baby, and I know that kitten of yours was laying near me. All of a sudden I got these claws latched onto me and the kitten is hanging from my arm, dangling off the edge of the sofa".

Illya chuckled. "She probably was in a deep sleep, and rolling over found herself falling. She grabbed on to the nearest thing to save herself, and that was you...kittens do that sometimes." Illya picked up the little black furball, as she was cowering in fear in the corner from Napoleon's outburst.

"Do you plan on keeping this one?" The American asked.

"I am thinking about it...."

Solo grunted, "Next time my apartment is being painted, I think I'll opt for a hotel room. It's like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom in here."

"Oh for goodness sake Napoleon, it is just a kitten..."

                                      black-kittens

Date: 2014-08-08 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com
Those razor sharp kitten talons should be registered as lethal weapons! Poor Napoleon. You'd think he would not complain so much. After all, he can withstand THRUSH torture, right?

Date: 2014-08-08 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com
Napoleon should be happy that he saved the poor thing from the fall.

Date: 2014-08-08 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] svetlanacat4.livejournal.com
Napoleon is a hero... He saved the kitten... But perhaps he doesn't realize it at the moment!

Date: 2014-08-08 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com
Gorgeous kitten! I second [livejournal.com profile] svetlanacat4 , and hope he and the very Innocent reconciled later.

Date: 2014-08-08 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com
the poor little kitty cowering in the corner. That was a scenario that has probably been played for real many times.

What a Face!

Date: 2014-08-08 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alynwa.livejournal.com
That is the cutest kitty! I like the story, too.

Newsletter for Sunday, August 10th

Date: 2014-08-11 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] livejournal.livejournal.com
User [livejournal.com profile] kanders07 referenced to your post from Newsletter for Sunday, August 10th (http://mfu-weekly.livejournal.com/208380.html) saying: [...] by for World Cat Day Snapshots: Wild Kingdom [...]

Date: 2014-08-12 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avirra.livejournal.com
Awwww - how could Napoleon stay mad at that little black puffball?

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