The Vegas Drabbles: On the Casino Floor
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section7mfu“Napoleon, why do you continue to play this slot machine?”
“Because it’s hot. Look how much money I have taken out of it.”
“Slot machines spin based on a mathematical formula, Napoleon. There is no such thing as a ‘hot machine.’
“Whatever you say, Partner Mine.”
“I am not making this up, Napoleon! I can show you articles…”
“And, I can show you the buckets of coins I have extracted from this machine. Do me a favor.”
“Sure.”
“Take those two buckets of quarters to the cashier’s window.”
“Oof! They weigh a ton!”
“The machine is hot, Tovarisch! Hot machine!”
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