[identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] section7mfu
During his life, and especially his U.N.C.L.E. career, Illya Kuryakin had probably broken more than half of the bones in his body. He’d also been shot numerous times and suffered more than enough concussions. Then there was the ridiculously high amount of injuries sustained from the torture sessions he’d endured, such broken skin from whippings, beatings and deliberate cuts; amongst many, many others. Yet, somehow, none of that had made Illya as utterly miserable as a heavy head cold on top of a bout of gastroenteritis. He actually found himself looking forward to his next meeting with a THRUSH torturer.

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Date: 2015-05-27 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com
This one left me giggling.

Date: 2015-05-27 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com
Poor thing. Sickness is to be avoided at all costs, just like THRUSH.

Date: 2015-05-27 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com
A head cold on top of gastroenteritis...yikes. Well there's gotta be something that gets the might IK down. Good one.

Date: 2015-05-27 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com
Colds are the worst! A tiny virus knocks our boy on his ass. I know exactly how he feels. *hands Russian box of soft tissues*

Point of order, if I may? All of the physical abuse mentioned in your story above is the direct result of all of the stories YOU have written. I'm just sayin'. LOL!

Second point of order? We ALL love to abuse him don't we?

Date: 2015-05-27 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irisheitie.livejournal.com
You want to abuse him?? Give him a sinus infection! Lol. Loved this drabble. Tummy troubles rank up there with some of the worst.

Date: 2015-05-27 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com
Had a feeling that's were this was coming from. Feel better cuz!

Date: 2015-05-27 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insaneladybug.livejournal.com
LOL. Head colds certainly are evil things!

Date: 2015-05-28 10:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insaneladybug.livejournal.com
I suspected as much. Head colds are evil enough by themselves, as I've discovered many a time. Combining them with stomach troubles sounds like the ultimate Hell.

Hope you feel better soon!

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