The Vegas Drabbles: Vacation Exercise

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

“Napoleon, wake up.  This hotel has a heated saltwater pool; let’s go swimming.”

The American snuggled into his bed.  “No,” he said, “I get enough exercise pulling the one – armed bandit.”

“Napoleon!” Illya gasped.

“Get your mind out of the gutter; I’m talking about slot machines.”

“Oh.  Anyway, you will regret your inactivity when we return to work.”

“I’ve been doing lots of push – ups.”

“Really?  When?”

Napoleon winked, “When I’m playing Musical Beds.”

Illya snorted, “Now whose mind is in the gutter?”

“Sex is great exercise; you should try it sometime.”

“I prefer the pool.  See you later.”