"Wedding Traditions" ~ for A Little Drabble Do Ya!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

A double drabble...

It was a joyous occasion, the wedding of yet another of Alexander Waverly’s nieces, many of whom, like Maude Waverly, had come to work for UNCLE. That sort of nepotism Napoleon Solo didn’t mind as all of the Old Man’s nieces were gorgeous, and not off limits. This wedding was proof of that.

One of them caught the bouquet and Napoleon, feeling no pain, thought it was his Solo luck in catching the garter.

A blindfold was put over his eyes and he was helped to his knees to have the privilege of pulling the garter up the girl’s now exposed leg.

Her naked foot rested against his chest, but to add spice to his good fortune, Napoleon placed the garter around his mouth and proceeded to put it on her by caressing her toes with his lips.

The wedding guests howled and applauded their approval, egging him on until the garter was in place, and removing the blindfold, he saw his partner standing there.

“I should have known,” Napoleon snarled.” Your foot was awfully big to be a woman’s, you smart ass Russian.”

Illya hunched over, trying unsuccessfully to hide his laughter.

“I’ll get even Kuryakin...”

Comments

[otherhawk.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's funny - and somehow, I think it all might just have been planned out beforehand. Maybe this time Napoleon needs to get even with more than just Illya.

[jantojones.livejournal.com]

Oh, poor Napoleon :-D
IK wants to be careful, NS could arrange an assignment in a very hot place for him.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, a little quickly planned conspiracy at a wedding no doubt. Of course I have to come up with a follow up for this one. Glad it gave you a laugh. Thanks for the comment!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Napoleon could, but I think his revenge will be something of a lighter fare like Illya's joke. But it'll be public...it has to be. :D

Thanks for the comment!

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

I hope Illya takes that threat seriously. This was too funny!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Oh I think the wily Russian knows better. There's always retaliation but as to when it will happens...well Napoleon will keep him guessing won't he. Still in this case IK probably thought it was worth the risk.

Thanks for the comment!

[irisheitie.livejournal.com]

Oh, my!! I was howling! Thanks! I needed a good laugh today!

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Good! My work is done then. By popular demand there will be a follow up to this one...Napoleon's Revenge.

Thanks for commenting and very happy it gave you a needed laugh.