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“Thanks, Illya!” Carol from Translations said as she gave him a tin of cookies.

“Thank you, Illya!” Joan giggled as she handed him a box of cupcakes.

“Illya, my hero!” Miranda beamed as she placed a large black and white cookie in front of him.

“What is this about?” Napoleon asked as he ate his breakfast and watched women cross the Commissary to hand baked goods to his appreciative partner.

“There were two rather large spiders inhabiting the ladies’ room. I dispatched them per the secretarial pool’s request. These are my rewards.”

“Nice! Care to share?”

“Kill your own spiders.”


Date: 2015-08-19 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com
Illlya ain't stupid. Yummm black and whites, if you're from NY/NJ you know what they are.

When my brother's come up from Florida he takes home 2 dozen, and come to think of it last time I went there I had to bring him a care package. Only one bakery around here where you can get them made fresh.

Date: 2015-08-19 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com
I quite like spiders, and have no problems moving them out of my way (I never kill them), but I think I could feign a little fear if it means Illya coming to the rescue :-)
Cute story.

Date: 2015-08-19 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com
Next time we hang out, we'll have to get some!

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Edited Date: 2015-08-19 09:10 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-08-19 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com
That's a great comeback for the last line :D

Date: 2015-08-19 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
Good for you, Illya! Hold on to those hard won rewards! Behold, the mighty spider slayer!

Date: 2015-08-19 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com
Love that last line! Where was the blond one last night when I had to kill another spider hanging over my bed? Hmmm? Probably in his apartment, eating cookies.

Date: 2015-08-19 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com
Give up his food, he might be Napoleon's partner, but it only goes so far

Date: 2015-08-19 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com
A very enjoyable drabble, especially for Illya. Thanks for sharing.

Date: 2015-08-19 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] irisheitie.livejournal.com
i'd certainly bake some goodies for him, too!

Date: 2015-08-20 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spikesgirl58.livejournal.com
There was a big hairy one protecting the closet last night, but I was too tired to care...

Date: 2015-08-20 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reapermum.livejournal.com
This must be pre-April, I can't see her letting them call in any other Section 2 to clear spiders. However handsome they are. :~)

Date: 2015-08-23 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] garonne.livejournal.com
Haha, I love the punchline!

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