section7mfu | "Pssssst"~ for the Christmas Gossip Challenge

Wanda and a few of the ladies were clustered together by their usual spot at the water cooler located in the Commissary.

"So who are you going with to the Christmas party? She asked the girls.

"Oh one of the guys from Security..." Yolanda sighed.

"I know who I'll be going with after the party," Mitzy giggled.

"Oh shut up Mitz, we already know you have a date with Napoleon," Wanda snapped.

"Wait...I have a date with him too,"Valerie chimed in.

"Hey, what's going on? So do I," Candace moaned.

"Girls don't you get it?"Wanda laughed," Solo is setting you up for a menage et trois."

"What's that?"'Mitzy asked."Isn't it a restaurant? I thought that's what he meant when he mentioned it to me, I figured it was for a private party." Mitzy was looking confused now.

"Girl if you need to ask, then you shouldn't be dating Napoleon," Wanda laughed.

The others laughed. "Yeah, a party all right."

Sonja a petite blonde new to the office finally spoke up. "I think Illya's a dream, don't you?"

"Honey, he rarely dates anyone in headquarters, so give up any ideas you have about that," Wanda said. "We'd all give our eye teeth for some time alone with Kuryakin."

"But he's married isn't he?" Sonja said." He's wearing a wedding ring right?"

The women all became quiet, looking at each other and shrugging. "Is he?" Wanda smiled. "What do you think?"