Impromptu Challenge - Big Trouble in Texas

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Illya and Napoleon are finished with a mission that has ended well, but with a slight complication for one of them.
I'm not sure why I thought of this, but after I did it was impossible to stop.

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"Illya, what's keeping you?  We're gonna miss our flight."

Napoleon was tired and ready to head home to sleep in his own bed.  The mission had been a success;  Illya's timely rescue had been the difference, his reward a meal at a famous Texas restaurant.

"I have a problem."

"What kind of problem?"

"I'd rather not say."

"You had to eat the entire steak."

"…"

"How long?"

"Difficult to say.  I may die Napoleon."

''I may kill you.''

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The restaurant Big Texan