A Funny Thing Happened - A Little Drabble Do Ya

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"He doesn't look good.  What happened?"

Napoleon was concerned about his partner, and so was the doctor who faced him.

"I'm not certain, but it seems to be a case of *$^@&#"

A quick karate chop and the man went down.  Napoleon released Illya from the restraints and slapped his cheek.

"Wake up!"

The Russian came to with a wince before realizing it was Napoleon.

"Who is that?" He looked at the man on the floor.

"Fake doctor, he spoke fluent gibberish."

"..."

"That is to say he's a quack."

"A quack?"

"Yes, not real. A quack."

"Well, isn't that just ducky."