The Ultimate Disappointment

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Summary: A little drabble taking place at the end of the "Ultimate Computer Affair."



        
              


Illya tried starting the jeep while Napoleon and Salty were busy locking lips, not being helpful.

"I am sunburned, blistered, grimy, and very, very hungry” Then he thought,”Expense account be damned I earned some amenities after living in squalor.” The only things on Illya’s mind now, food, bath...bed, alone.

Napoleon spouted his usual lines to Salty, and just to be spiteful, Illya parroted them back matching him word for word then grinned, having started a row between the two of them as the jeep started.

A half hour later, the jeep stalled,  this time it wouldn’t start.

“Chyort.”