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"I have a headache, a cold and a cramp in my left leg.  Please do not even attempt to invite me on a double date with you and your latest conquest."

Napoleon stepped back to allow the tirade to pass.  Illya did look a bit peckish, perhaps he actually needed a night off.

"Look Illya, I only invite you to make certain you don't shrivel up and turn into a lonely old man." He delivered that line with a smile, only to be met by an icy blue glare and what he thought was a growl.

"Okay, fine."

"Fine."

Grumpy Russian