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section7mfuNapoleon heard his partner grumbling the words ‘February’ and ‘weather’ frequently in their hotel room as Illya began to undress.
Finally, he had to ask. “What is it that has you so upset?”
“It is February?” Illya let his unhappiness show.
“Yes.”
“We’re in the upper Mid-west.”
“Milwaukee is considered as such.”
“And February is the middle of winter?”
Napoleon smiled knowing what the problem was. “Milwaukee is having a heatwave. What’s a matter too hot for you?” He teased.
“In Russia, winter is winter, not 65 degrees.” With that Illya slammed the bathroom door turning on a cold shower.
Finally, he had to ask. “What is it that has you so upset?”
“It is February?” Illya let his unhappiness show.
“Yes.”
“We’re in the upper Mid-west.”
“Milwaukee is considered as such.”
“And February is the middle of winter?”
Napoleon smiled knowing what the problem was. “Milwaukee is having a heatwave. What’s a matter too hot for you?” He teased.
“In Russia, winter is winter, not 65 degrees.” With that Illya slammed the bathroom door turning on a cold shower.
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