Snapshots~ "Daisy Daisy"

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“You have got to be kidding me? This is the best you could manage,” Napoleon was incredulous at his partner’s appropriation.

“Do I look like I am joking?” The Russian asked with his usual deadpan face.

“All right, seriously then?”  Solo stopped to brush some dirt from his trousers, and sighed at the grass stains. “These will never come out.”

“Napoleon, what does it matter...jokingly or seriously; it is transportation, is it not?”

“Illya, it’s a bicycle built for two!”

“Well the sooner we both get on it, the faster we can get after them.”

Napoleon cringed. “Oh I can see their faces now, laughing their heads off a the big bad UNCLE agents chasing them by bicycle.”

Illya scowled, as he slipped onto the front seat of the red and silver tandem Schwinn bike.

“The longer we wait, the farther we will be from seeing those faces.  What do I care if they are laughing. They will not do so when we catch them.”

“Yeah, right....tsk. Like we’re really going to catch them on this? You couldn’t have hot-wired a car?” Napoleon clicked his tongue as he reluctantly sat on the rear seat as it had been a very long time since he’d ridden a bicycle.

Again, Illya scowled, perhaps even more this time.

“Do you really think I would have chosen this mode of transportation if a car had been available?”

Ignoring his partner; it was Napoleon’s turn to scowl.

“Why do I have to ride in the back?”

“Because if you steer Miss Daisy, you will get us lost...”

“Daisy? What are you on about?”

“How can you forget the words to your own American song?” Illya began to sing it, trying to keep a straight face as they started peddling away, gaining momentum.

“Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle made for two.”

“Hey!” Illya barked as he felt a slap on the back of his head...

New Story in the Map Room

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I have a new story going on in the mfu_map_room .  If you haven't been in there yet it's a place for romance... or something like it.