Prompted by: What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner Or Later ~ Ogden NashThey think they can cure everything with a great big kiss,
Secretaries gathered at a back corner table in the commissary, their voices hushed.
“I don’t get these agents, thinking they can love us and leave us, it’s not right.”
“You’re new here. The guys go out on missions and sometimes don’t come back, they live for today. Don’t you get it?”
you were trying to sacrifice, or immolate them,
“What about us, we have feelings. I mean Napoleon is a dream, but he’s dumped on me a few times.”“I should be so lucky,” another said, “He can dump on me any time.”
"What about the Russian?"
“The Ice Prince, too cold for me. Anyone here been out with him?”
cold cream on your face or applying a touch of lipstick they seem to
think that you are up to some kind of black magic like a priestess of Voodoo.
One spoke up, wearing hardly any makeup, but had a natural beauty.“I was with him a few times, very nice...and romantic.”
“You went out with him? A plain Jane like you, you’re lying.”
“That’s what he said you’d all say. He thinks you’re a bunch of gossips.”
And when you are alone with them they ignore all the minor courtesies
“That’s what he said? Things like that won’t get him any dates, no matter how cute he is.
“Well I don’t really care what you say, I had a nice time with him and he was a real gentleman.”
“Wait, you didn’t go to bed with him?”
“A lady doesn’t say.”
and as for airs and graces, they utterly lack them,
“Good afternoon ladies,” Solo and Kuryakin interrupted, passing by the coffee klatch.
“Why good afternoon,” they all crooned back, blushing at being caught in their conversation.
“Oh my Gawd, “ one giggled, “They’re so....cute.”
“We can hear you ladies,” Napoleon called out. “And that’s handsome...”
A fit of nervous laughter stopped their chatter.
Napoleon’s comment had silenced their gossiping...for now.