Windmills - A Little Drabble Do Ya
Oct. 23rd, 2013 09:36 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
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( a remembrance... )
"Now which shall be the best way,
Napoleon sat behind the wheel of his jeep in the middle of nowhere, staring at his map in dismay.
He turned it around trying to make sense of the legend, still not quite sure where he was.
Opening his communicator, he called his partner, afraid to admit he was lost.
.
And then I came to Two ways,
“Do not tell me you are lost again,” Illya moaned.
“Sorry chum, but I think I am. Can you hang in a little longer?”
“Do I have a choice?” Are there any landmarks around you?”
“Well there’s a cactus...looks like a vulture, and a prickly vulture flying overhead.”
And each was luring me:
“Really? Napoleon drive straight to where the vulture is circling.”
Ten minutes later he spotted the Russian among the tumbleweeds.
“About time.”
“Hey, it just proves I wasn’t really lost.” Napoleon grinned, “though I’ve never navigated by vulture before.
“He was circling, anticipating me dying of boredom waiting for you.”
“Yeah, I guess I really was, sorry.”
Illya settled in as the jeep took off in a cloud of dust.
“I should have known, when you showed up two hours late for what should have been a half hour trip.”
“Really? A half-hour? Nooo...”
Illya didn’t even bother rolling his eyes this time.
The sun was beginning to set, and the two men became silent, until Kuryakin spoke.
“Stoi...let me take over the wheel. I do not want to spend hours driving in circles in the desert at night.”
“Fine,”Solo huffed, this time the was the one rolling his eyes.
They switched places, and Illya took off, heading in the right direction, pointing it out on the map to his partner, and holding up his compass.
“Happy now?” Napoleon asked.
“Immensely...”