T'was the UNCLE Round Robin - Chapter II
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Deck the Halls with boughs of holly…
The sound of caroling could be heard from farther down, probably in the cafeteria. Illya wondered that people were attempting to warm up this environment merely with singing.
fa la la la la… la la la la
"Say Illya, it's sounding like Christmas around here. What do you say we grab some dinner and do a little Christmas shopping." Napoleon was his usual exuberant self, something that caused the Russian to stiffen slightly.
"Shopping? I have no need to shop."
"Really? That's a shame."
…
"Fine. But you're paying for dinner."
"Merry Christmas."
falalalala...
“You do not have to be smug about it.”
Napoleon Solo llicked the sweet chocolate icing from his fingers, one-at-a-time.”
“You took the bet fair and square my Russian friend.” He scraped the plate clean of any remnants of a huge piece of chocolate Christmas cake.
“I am beginning to think you cheated.”
“Moi” Napoleon appeared truly hurt.
“Yes you.”
“How could I cheat? We flipped a coin for the last piece of cake..”
“This coin?” Illya picked up a half dollar from the table.
It had two heads.
He looked up, seeing Solo hightailing it out the Commissary door.