I is for Illogical - ABC Affair
Jun. 15th, 2017 07:50 am "Inconceivable... truly inconceivable to the mind of a rational human being." Illya Kuryakin was shaking his head at the preposterous outfit being worn by the man he had just shot with a sleep dart. Dressed as something from a science fiction story, the costume had a bulbous head with raised patterns on the forehead, and his uniform (Illya supposed it to be a uniform), was of a material that seemed to mould itself to the man's body. Boots with a peculiar tread completed the bizarre picture.
"Let's take off the mask and see who we're taking back to Headquarters.' Napoleon bent down to remove the rubbery looking headpiece, only to discover that it seemed as though it were somehow ... not removable.
"Uh, Illya, I think we have a problem."

"Let's take off the mask and see who we're taking back to Headquarters.' Napoleon bent down to remove the rubbery looking headpiece, only to discover that it seemed as though it were somehow ... not removable.
"Uh, Illya, I think we have a problem."


