Seduction 101 - Short Affair

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It's late, but it's here.

Prompts: Kidnap; Medicine: Blue

Word Count: 777

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“Oooohhh…. Would you look at those baby blue eyes…” The female voice was soft and southern... and seductive.  Illya Kuryakin was attempting to back away from Sheri Rae Lansing, a new member of the New York office.  

“Miss Lansing…’’

“Sheri Rae, please call me Sheri Rae… Mistah Kuryahkin.” Illya had heard the phrase that something was as smooth as silk, and that was Sheri Rae.  Her voice, her curves, even her glossy brown hair.  Illya was pretty sure it was reflecting the lights, almost like glass.

“Umm, yes, well… Sheri Rae, we try to maintain a, er… a professional atmosphere here at UNCLE Headquarters.” She was looking at him as though he might be a piece of pastry, he feared she might attempt to take a bite out of him.

“You are just the cutest, I could just eat you up with a spoon.” There, just as he suspected. 

“Well, hello there…’ Napoleon Solo saw the situation, and in spite of his amusement at his friend’s predicament, he decided to intervene.

“Miss Lansing, Illya… ‘ the wink was infuriating to the Russian.  “What are you two up to today?”

“Why, Mistah Solo, I am innocent of all wrong doing.” Now it was Sheri Rae who winked.  Truth be told, Napoleon Solo really was a better match for her, shall we say, talents.

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And then there was... A Little Drabble Do Ya

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In the Trough - A Little Drabble Do Ya! - May 27th

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Napoleon Solo sighed in frustration as he read his newspaper. From the other side of the diner table, where he was eating breakfast, Illya asked what was wrong.

“There’s a story about the local mayor,” Solo told him. “He’s been caught using campaign funds to bankroll a secluded villa, a luxury yacht, and a mistress.

Illya didn’t reply. It seemed to him that most people in power, no matter their allegiances, were only there for what they could personally get.

“The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one*.”

Napoleon reluctantly nodded in agreement.




*Borrowed from the Big Yin, Billy Connolly.

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