Taking my cue from
glennagirl and
jantojones who encouraged me to join in...
“Excuuuuuse me?” Napoleon moaned as he rolled away from his latest lovely paramour.
“Did I say something wrong?” The poor girl felt blindsided.
“No no, not you...it’s them,” he whispered.
“Them who?” She raised her voice. “Wait you’re not one of those pervs who lets people watch while you have sex?”
“Shush! Keep your voice down. It’s not like that, it’s...hard to explain.”
“Explain this!”
“SLAP!”
She slipped from the bed, quickly dressing herself before she stormed out the door.
Solo looked upwards, exasperated.
“Can’t you give a guy a bit of privacy once in a while?”
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Date: 2018-01-25 06:04 am (UTC)Thanks for the great comment and glad it gave you a laugh.
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Date: 2018-01-25 08:13 am (UTC)Poor Napoleon. Not only does he have to 'perform' for the ladies in bed, he has to do so with all of us watching on. We're nothing more than voyeurs, LOL.
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Date: 2018-01-25 02:18 pm (UTC)"D See what you started? LOL! I suggested a 'breaking the 4th wall challenge' to Glenna....we'll see.