Just a titleless drabble
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section7mfuThought I'd give this Wednesday tradition a shot. My entry:
"I don't understand why you want me to do this, Napoleon."
"It's a pleasurable experience. Quite relaxing, actually."
"It's unnecessary, decadent, and wasteful of time and money. Not to mention dangerous."
"Dangerous?"
"Of course! Those ... implements can easily become weapons. We've used less ourselves."
"I promise they'll only be used for their intended purposes. Why not just come in and see what it's all about, if that doesn't offend your communist sensibilities."
"Socialist."
"Same difference. But let's not argue that point now. And you and I will be the only men. So?"
"Only you can give new meaning to manicure."
"I don't understand why you want me to do this, Napoleon."
"It's a pleasurable experience. Quite relaxing, actually."
"It's unnecessary, decadent, and wasteful of time and money. Not to mention dangerous."
"Dangerous?"
"Of course! Those ... implements can easily become weapons. We've used less ourselves."
"I promise they'll only be used for their intended purposes. Why not just come in and see what it's all about, if that doesn't offend your communist sensibilities."
"Socialist."
"Same difference. But let's not argue that point now. And you and I will be the only men. So?"
"Only you can give new meaning to manicure."
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