A Little Drabble Do Ya: Hump Day

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“Thank God, today’s Hump Day.”

Illya’s face crinkled in confusion.  “What is a hump and why does it have a day?”

Napoleon laughed aloud, “You misunderstand!  Hump Day is a euphemism for Wednesday.  Two days behind us and two days before the weekend and my date with Christina from Translations.  Tell me you don’t look forward to Fridays.”

The Russian shrugged.  “I was used to working six and seven days a week for the KGB.  One day is very like any other.”

“What if I tell you I will treat you to brunch Sunday?”

“I cannot wait for the weekend.”