Little drabble do ya - New Plan
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"I have been thinking," Illya said very seriously as they ran and the tunnel collapsed around them. "Perhaps we should move to Alaska."
"Really?" Napoleon grinned through the pain and leapt over a pile of burning crates, the flames scorching his shoes. "And what's in Alaska, tovarich?"
"It's more what's not in Alaska," Illya told him. "By my calculations there are 300% less people trying to kill us in Alaska. And more importantly Mr Waverly isn't there either."
Yes. Napoleon wasn't looking forwards to explaining this little fiasco either. "Sold," he said, as they ran towards the cave entrance and the waiting crowd of THRUSH guards. "Alaska here we come."
"Really?" Napoleon grinned through the pain and leapt over a pile of burning crates, the flames scorching his shoes. "And what's in Alaska, tovarich?"
"It's more what's not in Alaska," Illya told him. "By my calculations there are 300% less people trying to kill us in Alaska. And more importantly Mr Waverly isn't there either."
Yes. Napoleon wasn't looking forwards to explaining this little fiasco either. "Sold," he said, as they ran towards the cave entrance and the waiting crowd of THRUSH guards. "Alaska here we come."