section7mfu | April's Diary

I mentioned using a diary or journal as a prompt for some short entries, a way perhaps to get the writing juices going. Here's my first entry, and it's April.

Dear Diary,

It was a rough week in BabaloonieLand. Of course, that’s not a real name because that would be against the rules. Right, like we follow rules here at my uncle’s house.

Poor Mark, he got conked on the head with a two by four. I managed to get the guy who did it, but I broke two nails in the process. Now I need to make an appointment for a manicure, and that means making them all even because of the two that are broken. Darn it!

I got to spend the morning with blondie, the one whose name I dare not speak. That’s a good line, someone ought to use it in a book or a movie.

Anyway, I’m officially smitten and a little afraid that someone will spot the way I ogle him. I need to not do that, it’s very unlike a ~~spy~~. Oh, I mean a very observant and self-controlled woman.

That’s not really what I mean, but I do feel a little like a schoolgirl in love with her teacher.

Oh, wait, I’m not in love. I just think he’s cute… you know, in a manly way. He doesn’t like to be called cute, which makes me want to call him that even more.

Ha! Anyway, at least I’m no longer in Babaloonie Land.