A Little Drabble Do Ya: Volunteer

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“Illya, please get me some aspirin, my head’s killing me.”

“You look terrible! Did you get the information?”

“Yes, but only after spending hours in some dive bar on 42^nd Street drinking the worst swill I have ever had the misfortune to drink. Undercover work stinks! My wig itched, those stupid glasses dented my nose and if he’d told one more lame joke, I would have darted him.”

“UNCLE thanks you for your sacrifice, Napoleon,” Illya avowed, “Come, I will drive you home.”

“Remind me never to volunteer again.”

“You know you would do it again.”

“You’re right.”

“I know.”