A Little Drabble Do Ya: Not Much Time Left

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

“Today is the last day of July,” Napoleon griped, “and I haven’t had a chance to go to the beach once.”

“Napoleon, I would not know what to do if I did not hear at least one complaint from you daily.”

“Just because you like to be as white as a polar bear doesn’t mean the rest of us don’t want a tan. Women find my tan quite attractive and I’m looking positively pasty.”

“If THRUSH captures us in August, I will tell them you wish to be interrogated in the sunlight.”

“You really are a smart – alecky Russian.”

“Da.”