Capacity for Violence - The Truth

[alynwa.livejournal.com]

“Stop glaring at me, Illya!  I was kidding!”

“Why would you lie to Mark and April that I punched a lab tech when it was your reaction to a secretary jumping playfully on your back that put the fear of Section II into every maiden aunt in the building?”

“April needed an answer and I’m still a little embarrassed by that incident.”

“As well you should be.”

“I suffered for weeks after!”

“Excuse me if I don’t agree that no one wanting to date you for a few months counts as suffering.”

“With my libido it is, Tovarisch.”

“I see.”