section7mfu | The Reading Room - The Patchwork Quilt Affair by YumYumPM

I was delighted to see this story in AO3 this morning as I set about to search for a story. This is a story my friends. It's long, it's interesting and whimsical in a perfectly MFU way.
Here's a little teaser:

llya straightened imperceptibly in his seat and a blond brow rose questioningly. As a rule, complaints against Napoleon were generally the other way around. Napoleon was studiously ignoring him, his eyes cast upon his hands. Napoleon eventually made eye contact with his partner, a slight shake of his dark head pleading ‘not now’. Thoroughly puzzled, Illya merely nodded, acknowledging receipt of the message. The two had learned long ago how to hold entire conversations without saying a word.

I hope you'll make time to read this frolicking adventure by