Accounting Problems - A Little Drabble Do Ya

[otherhawk.livejournal.com]

"That can't be right, your expenses are higher than mine this month?"

"That's supposed to be confidential, Napoleon...give me that!"

"$840 dollars on vodka in a single night?! And accounting approved it? Illya..."

"It was very good vodka."

"It would have to be."

"You will remember that Mr Waverly wished me to surreptitiously glean information from the crew of that Russian frigate a few weeks ago?"

"Yes....?"

"It was Great Socialist Revolution Day."

"Ah. You know, at least that explains this memo that's been circulated."

"Mmm?"

"Accounting would like to respectfully suggest that you leave your liver to medical science."

Comments

[carabele.livejournal.com]

Wow! My food bill for one week for one person can get that high if I just decide to get myself a treat or two.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Oh it's frightening the cost of food, as a diabetic I'm supposed to eat more fresh and less processed foods. On my budget, it's really tough. I can see why seniors resort to eating cat food...ick. Treats? Stopped doing that a while ago. My munchies are baby carrots or a celery stick with a tiny bit of peanut butter. Whoopie!