Accounting Problems - A Little Drabble Do Ya

[otherhawk.livejournal.com]

"That can't be right, your expenses are higher than mine this month?"

"That's supposed to be confidential, Napoleon...give me that!"

"$840 dollars on vodka in a single night?! And accounting approved it? Illya..."

"It was very good vodka."

"It would have to be."

"You will remember that Mr Waverly wished me to surreptitiously glean information from the crew of that Russian frigate a few weeks ago?"

"Yes....?"

"It was Great Socialist Revolution Day."

"Ah. You know, at least that explains this memo that's been circulated."

"Mmm?"

"Accounting would like to respectfully suggest that you leave your liver to medical science."

Comments

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

I bet Illya didn't imbibe much of it himself while gathering the information. Hope he brought home at least one bottle. Nicely written.

[otherhawk.livejournal.com]

Oh, probably not, but am sure he had a bit.

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