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section7mfu“You know, I still - “
“ - don't say it, Napoleon.”
“Fine.”
“...”
“...”
“I can hear you thinking it.”
“I'm pretty sure that blow on the head didn't give you psychic powers, partner mine.”
“No, but I can read your air of insufferable smugness like a book.”
“My, my, someone certainly woke up on the wrong side of the cell today.”
“An unlikely prospect since we are chained together. And with your snoring sleep is sadly a distant memory.”
“I don't snore.”
“Not when you are awake, no.”
“Nor when I'm asleep. Believe me, someone would have told me by now.”
“You have a lot of faith in the honesty of your conquests.”
“I've got none at all in yours, at least in this mood.”
“...I am prepared to admit that the snoring is new, and perhaps is linked to the fact that your nose currently looks like someone hit you with a frying pan.”
“Someone did hit me with a frying pan. Remember? Tovarisch?”
“Ah. Yes.”
“...”
“It was dark. I may have a concussion. You cannot blame me.”
“I don't believe a word of blame crossed my lips.”
“No, but I could hear your - “
“ - insufferable air of smugness. Yes. What's eating you anyway?”
“In these conditions I dread to think. Fleas, lice and rats, I should imagine.”
“Funny, tovarisch.”
“I was not joking.”
“Of course not. Captured twice in six hours. I have to agree, this isn't our best day.”
“And there it is again.”
“Did I say anything? And don't even bring up my smugness or whatever.”
“It was not my fault that we were captured again.”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“Oh, just say it.”
“No, no. I wouldn't want to risk adding to your bad mood.”
“Napoleon, I am warning you - “
“ - I still say we were going in the wrong direction.”
“Yes. That was it.”
“Well, how do you explain that we didn't - “
“ - I was navigating by the stars. So unless you are telling me that you believe THRUSH have moved around the stars, or we are in a different hemisphere than we were this morning, I would have to disagree.”
“You were navigating by the stars.”
“Yes.”
“It was cloudy.”
“There were breaks in the clouds.”
“Occasionally.”
“You cannot blame me.”
“Watch me, pal.”
“Your problem is that you do not understand the ways of the wilderness.”
“Don't give me that, you grew up in a city.”
“That doesn't mean I don't understand - “
“ - except that we got recaptured by THRUSH. Because we were going the wrong way.”
“We were not going the wrong way. It was simply - “
“ - that THRUSH moved the road?”
“Hrmph.”
“Wait. Quiet. I think the guards are coming.”
“At last.”
“...”
“...”
“Grouch.”
“You are insufferable.”
“Ready?”
“Of course.”
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Date: 2015-10-15 10:38 pm (UTC)This was spot on for the prompt as well as being quite funny.
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Date: 2015-10-15 10:57 pm (UTC)The interaction between them is perfect. I laughed out loud. Thank you
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Date: 2015-10-16 12:50 pm (UTC)“There were breaks in the clouds.” XDDDD Thank you, this dialog lifted my spirits ))
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Date: 2015-10-16 06:12 pm (UTC)