[identity profile] otherhawk.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] section7mfu
"So, tovarisch. Care to tell me what happened?"

"The office caught fire."

"Ye-es. That much I can see. My question was more around why."

"Well, then, you should have asked. You need to be more precise in your interrogations."

"Illya."

"Yes, Napoleon?"

"Why did my office catch fire?"

"Our office."

"Illya..."

"I was having a...friendly debate with Dr Ndebele. Regarding the stability of our new lightweight incendiary device. He said it was not stable enough for field testing. I disagreed."

"And?"

"He was right."

"Next time, keep it in the lab."

"You cannot make an omelette without setting fire to a few eggs."

Date: 2016-01-20 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meneleth.livejournal.com
Hahaha! I can see Illya's poker face during this.

Date: 2016-01-20 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meneleth.livejournal.com
Yes, we haven't watched Castle much this season but it's been a favorite of ours.

Date: 2016-01-20 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jkkitty.livejournal.com
Better watch those egg, they might wind up in Illya's face. He reminds me of my daughter, that's how she use to avoid answering how things happens. Made me laugh

Date: 2016-01-20 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrua7.livejournal.com
Chuckle....THAT was good! The dry wit was priceless.

Date: 2016-01-20 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glennagirl.livejournal.com
His dodging technique is priceless.

Date: 2016-01-20 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jantojones.livejournal.com
You just know he said that last line with a dead-pan tone. Good one :-)

Date: 2016-01-20 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laurose8.livejournal.com
Love the last line. Indeed, all the lines. Thank you.

Date: 2016-01-20 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lindafishes8.livejournal.com
Ha Ha! Lovely drabble!

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