The Unkindest Cut Affair (A Little Drabble Do Ya 8/10)

[colonial-teapot.livejournal.com]

“I really wish you’d reconsider, my dear.” Napoleon appealed nervously as he edged as far from his captor as his restraints would allow--which wasn’t very far.

“No chance, Monsieur Solo.” Océane replied. Brandishing her weapon expertly, she fluidly slashed one of his neatly manicured hands. Napoleon swore vociferously.

Despite his alarm at the uncharacteristic outburst, and even as he interiorly winced upon realizing Océane was coming for him next, Illya’s mouth twisted into a wry smile. He had to hand it to THRUSH--using paper cuts to intimidate captured U.N.C.L.E. agents was nothing short of a stroke of genius.

Comments

[jkkitty.livejournal.com]

Paper cuts, the bane of paperworkers everywhere

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Ha hahaha! What a great twist. Welcome to Section VII! Always glad to see someone new posting here. Any questions, feel free to pm me!

[spikesgirl58.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Having had my share of paper cuts, I feel Napoleon's pain.

[kat bybee (from livejournal.com)]

Hello! Welcome, from one relative newbie to another! Your story is awesome!! I love a sense of humor and stories with a twist! Please keep posting!

[meneleth.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! That reminds me of a favorite commercial from, I think the early 90s. "Walker, Texas Ranger" was still on, and was going to have a crossover episode with "Martial Law". The commercial had Chuck Norris and Samo Hung comparing injuries. I don't remember the exact words but it went something like this (each pointing to the injured area) --
Chuck: Concussion
Samo: Dislocated shoulder
Chuck: Broken rib
Samo: Paper cut
Chuck: Oh, that must hurt!

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

Ha Ha! Paper cuts are the worst. Love your first offering in Section VII. Hope to read more from you!

[glennagirl.livejournal.com]

Ha, that made me snort out loud. Nicely done, and welcome to our little land of MFU here in Section VII.