Here’s What’s Happening for December on Section VII

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

My humble apologies for the late posting. I blame those pesky Gremlins.

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[mrua7.livejournal.com]

Woooo-whoooo! Remember ...

Most people know about the first three rules about caring for Mogwais but there are actually a lot more than that. Break any of these rules and, well, just don’t...

Don’t feed him after midnight.
Don’t get him wet.
Don’t expose him to sunlight.
Don’t bring up Reaganomics if you know what’s good for you.
Don’t overtip while he’s watching.
If he asks, the Oklahoma Thunder are still the Seattle Supersonics.
Don’t correct him when he calls a computer a “typescreen.”
Don’t poke his butt.
Always let him win if you’re playing chess.
If he’s humping a teddy bear, let him finish.
Don’t make fun of him when he calls pandas “zebra bears.”
If anyone asks in his presence, the two of you are best friends.
Even if it’s not midnight, never feed him anything that’s not kosher.
Never lend him $100 if you’re near a strip club or casino.
Don’t call him a piece of garbage and throw him in the trash - that’s just mean.
Don’t tell him Cindy Crawford’s not the top supermodel anymore.
Don’t post photos of him on Instagram unless you have a really funny caption.
Don’t get him started about Miley Cyrus’ antics.
Even though he reeks from never showering, don’t douse him with cologne.
If you have weed on your person, he will call the police.
Don’t try to convince him that a trip to a neighboring state counts as a vacation.
Don’t ask him to ride a dog like a horse.
Don’t forget that if you own a Furby, he will kill it and wear its synthetic skin as a prize.

[lindafishes8.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is too funny! I suppose I should add this- Don't blame him if the Section VII calendar is late posting, he'll only delete it so you have to start from scratch. Where ever did you find that?

I listened to Midnight Syndicate's Christmas album last night and I could imagine demented gremlins taking over the recording studio. Love those guys.

[mrua7.livejournal.com]

There were actually some pretty dirty ones in there, but I left those out.

I like your addition to the list. lol!